You woke in the middle of the night crying because your calf muscle was threatening to secede from your body. Upon waking, you were alarmed by your sunken eyes and inability to stand. No, you didn't have that much to drink last night. At least, that is what the 6' cigar smoking lemur has been telling you for the last half hour.
Congratulations! You are dehydrated.
Tip of the day: Wait it out for a little while. How else are you going to hallucinate without calling that "friend" from college that grew plants in his closet?
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