Your goiter may be large or barely noticeable by x-ray, but worry not! Scarves are in this season. Unfortunately, so is Spandex. In a stroke of luck, your hyperthyrodic weight loss got you back into those black leggings. And, the orange-peel-like, thick skin on your legs is going to keep you in them. It may affect the upcoming bikini season, but, at least it will take attention away from your bulging eyes. (Don't worry, it's just inflamed eyefat). If you were diagnosed yesterday, think of it as a First of Muharram present marking the beginning of the Islamic calendar. This sacred month forbids fighting which is good, since your fatigue will prevent engaging in roommate warfare re: the dishes.
Congratulations! You have Grave's Disease.
Tip of the Day: Channel that nervous energy into planning a fondue party, then scrap the idea because your obsessive pacing will unnerve the guests.
Friday, January 11, 2008
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