Wednesday, January 16, 2008

A Disease Named by a Hippie

Today you will excel at Mario: Duck Hunt as your night-blindness finally progressed to tunnel vision. Butter up you upper motor neurons by letting them play a few games. Their current refusal to transport across the cortico spinal tract is cramping your trigger finger and your left toe. Your mild retardation will surface when you refuse to believe the luigi is, in fact, the brainy one.

Congratulations! You have Laurence Moon Biedl Syndrome

Tip of the Day: Hypogonadism gave you more blessed room in your speedo, but unless you get off the couch, ain't no one gonna wanna see you in it.

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